The Pessimal Design
2019 represented my first NaNoWriMo win, which you can read about in my blog. It began life as an attempt to use my three decades of experience in the software industry to make a techno-thriller novel that was 100% technically accurate and feasible. Sadly, that experience also led me to come up with half a dozen ludicrous and equially plausible ways to foil said techno-thriller, so I ended up mashing techno-thriller with business process manual and doing a comedy instead. It is now technically a "completely unrelated sequel" (orthequel?) to an unfinished book I started, and if I have my way, part of a series of books that aim to pick a couple of unrelated genres, mash them up, and try to make them funny.
Sadly, when I went back to edit my "zeroeth" draft in April of 2020, the world had changed quite a bit. Sure, I wrote a satrical comedy, but prophetically, most of the stuff I satirized and bashed in the book no longer exists in the age of COVID. Entire rants about office romance, small plate restaurants, rental scooters, and many other things had suddenly disappeared from life. My finished work is at best a 60,000-word distasteful joke (at one point I actually had the villain attempt to hinder our heroes by paying a person with intestinal flu to sneak into the building and infect an entire depatment by coughing on keyboards in the middle of an open floorplan room), or at worst it's now a "quaint period piece."
So here's the deal: I am posting the first three chapters of the "latest (not final) draft" free of charge. If you enjoy it, drop me a line, and I'll add you to a list to receive a copy of the final book and possibly some other goodies along the way. If you're a publisher and would like to see the outline of the rest of the novel as a prelude to publishing it, I can make that happen too.
As a lowly contract programmer at one of the country's leading business software companies, Bob Chase, is at the bottom of the barrel. Heck, he doesn't even really know what the company's flagship product actually does. But, when he unwittingly gets assigned to look at some old code, sinister agents awaken after years of sleep to stop him from learning what skeletons live in the corporate closet.
Now, he's finding secret messages in dashboards, co-workers are dying, corporate spies are trashing his apartment, janitors are warning him of lurking dangers, bizarre satanic rituals are being held in the cafeteria, and the gorgeous communications consultant on the 12th floor is acknowleding he's alive ... or so he thinks ... his friends aren't convinced he's not subconsciously making all of these things up to cope with his boring existence.
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