Various Writing Projects

Most of what I write are bureaucratic system architecture documents, security analysis reviews for audit purposes, cost-benefit analyses, impact studies, requirements traceability matrices, business proposals, requests for proposals, responses to requests for proposals, whitepapers, marketing analyses, web traffic analysis reports, social media marketing plans, contracted blog posts about fringe industries of which I have absolutely no knowledge, and various attempts at creating something of artistic value ... in that order of priority.

This section attempts to highlight the last item, which obviously suffers greatly at the expense of the mindset and energy required to produce the former items. Also there's the issue that, due to the fact that I am generally paid for the former -- and have grown quite accustomed to that lifestyle -- I generally publish my non-professional works under one of a couple of different nom-de-plumes. If you're lucky, you might pry one of those out of me given enough beer and kindness, but really it should be pretty easy to find with a Google search and a rudimentary knowledge of my hobbies, fetishes, and speech patterns.

Basically, while I'm generally considered very good at the technical stuff (which I insist qualifies as science fiction, since most of it never gets built anyway), I've been insisting for the better part of two decades now that there is a bohemian performance poet still blossoming within me, dying to come out...

Projects currently in some stage of development...

Woke Up Covered in Bitches Again: Observations of an Internet Radio Host
Memoir, Humor

The Little Book of Peves
Essary, Humor

The Pessimal Incursion

Farse, Horror
(2018 NaNoWriMo Attempt)

The Pessimal Design

Comedy, Satire, Techno Thriller
(2019 NaNoWriMo Winner)

The Halferne Incubus

Sci-fi, Psychological Thriller
(2020 NaNoWriMo Winner)

The Halferne Perfidy
(2017 NaNoWriMo Attempt)

Important Stuff You Probably Need to Know a Bit About Perhaps ...

You know, stuff you need to know, because you don't keep in touch with me as often as you should ...

Indy In-Tune is your one-stop source for all things related to the Indianapolis Music Scene -- news, events, podcasts, artist and fan resoruces, and home to Indianapolis' #1 streaming music station, broadcasting live, 24/7 from beautiful Studio B.

My somewhat impersonal blog featuring the latest in brain regurgitations. Basically it's a collection of semi-witty ruminations on comic books, music, gadgets, artificial intelligence, the technological singularity, cyberculture, and serial on-line dating.

I'm quite fond of my day job, but if you're in a position to offer me a radio DJ spot with a mid-six-figure salary someplace with palm trees and beaches, or you've got a sexy side project requiring my extensive knowledge of dead programming languages, I'm free for coffee.